| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Genesis | 00:05 | dwbh |
| TacticalNuke | 00:10 | worry |
| TacticalNuke | 00:12 | be sad |
| ChessMaster | 00:17 | ! |
| SkidMarkz | 00:29 | You all suck, this map sucks, these teams suck |
| SkidMarkz | 01:03 | and donkey kong sucks |
| Genesis | 03:53 | dwbh |
| SkidMarkz | 04:01 | that's what cheezing gets you |
| TacticalNuke | 11:32 | gg |
