| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Lethal | 00:00 | glhf |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:00 | GL HF |
| GiantDouche | 00:06 | gl hf |
| Blaze | 00:07 | glh |
| GamerRichy | 00:09 | wheres my dad? |
| GiantDouche | 00:11 | asl? |
| BooN | 00:14 | which one of you is papa smurf? |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:18 | son? |
| Lethal | 00:23 | hes in my room |
| GamerRichy | 00:27 | NANI? |
| Lethal | 00:29 | I will just call him |
