| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Legolas | 00:00 | glhf |
| Legolas | 00:08 | race? |
| Fixthis | 00:17 | Do you want to fight in real life after the game? |
| Legolas | 00:21 | yes |
| Fixthis | 00:31 | I am serious |
| Legolas | 00:34 | fightclub stye |
| Legolas | 00:36 | style |
| Fixthis | 00:39 | What is your address? |
| Legolas | 00:50 | lamo |
| Fixthis | 00:54 | What is your address? |
| Legolas | 00:58 | dont worry about it |
| Fixthis | 01:06 | you know how fights work |
| Fixthis | 02:06 | What is your address? |
| Legolas | 02:36 | you;re triggering me |
| Fixthis | 02:36 | What is your address? |
| Fixthis | 03:35 | What is your address? |
| Legolas | 07:17 | gg |
| Fixthis | 07:18 | ez |
| Fixthis | 07:21 | when |
| Fixthis | 07:22 | fag |
| Fixthis | 07:23 | I am serious |
| Legolas | 07:24 | wow |
| Fixthis | 07:28 | you are a douche |
| Legolas | 07:32 | really/ |
| Fixthis | 07:36 | yeah |
| Fixthis | 07:44 | So riddle me this, you play a game about fighting but you don't fight. What does that make you? |
| Legolas | 08:05 | idk |
| Fixthis | 08:11 | fuckingn pussy |
| Legolas | 08:12 | good drop ~ |
| Fixthis | 09:05 | floating buildings |
| Fixthis | 09:12 | here is the thing |
| Fixthis | 09:22 | whoever says gl hf is the biggest douche |
| Fixthis | 09:25 | this always proves out |
| Legolas | 09:29 | nice drop |
| Fixthis | 09:30 | and you are proving it now |
| Legolas | 09:32 | that is all :P |
| Fixthis | 09:44 | you are floating buildings |
| Legolas | 09:49 | yep |
| Fixthis | 09:58 | you are a douche |
| Fixthis | 10:04 | do you use this handle elsehwere |
| Fixthis | 10:06 | like on reddit |
| Legolas | 10:13 | what is reddit? |
| Fixthis | 10:25 | do you use this handle on any forums |
| Legolas | 10:30 | what is a forum? |
| Fixthis | 10:50 | thanks |
| Fixthis | 10:53 | I will find you |
| Legolas | 10:58 | nice |
| Fixthis | 12:00 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJZvH00CN5A |
| Fixthis | 13:09 | Kind of easy huh |
| Legolas | 13:21 | Is it? |
| Fixthis | 13:35 | I am still playing and I found that |
| Legolas | 13:43 | found what |
| Fixthis | 13:50 | the YouTube link |
| Legolas | 14:02 | nice |
| Fixthis | 14:10 | and soon you |
| Legolas | 14:20 | nice |
| Legolas | 14:29 | Im attacking your base |
| Fixthis | 14:36 | no |
| Fixthis | 14:38 | you are not |
| Legolas | 14:43 | I am c: |
| Fixthis | 14:50 | nope |
| Legolas | 14:56 | I was c: |
| Legolas | 15:05 | can you end this pls |
| Legolas | 15:07 | so long |
| Fixthis | 15:14 | you are a cuck |
| Legolas | 15:17 | am I? |
| Fixthis | 15:18 | you need my permission |
| Legolas | 15:26 | waw c: |
| Legolas | 15:44 | hahaah |
| Legolas | 15:46 | get wrecked |
| Legolas | 15:49 | im hitting your base |
| Fixthis | 15:55 | no you are not |
| Legolas | 16:08 | I was |
| Legolas | 16:25 | damn dude |
| Legolas | 16:32 | we're going to 20 minutes |
| Fixthis | 16:33 | did you say yes |
| Fixthis | 16:43 | to fighthing |
| Legolas | 16:47 | what is fighting? |
| Fixthis | 16:52 | seriously |
| Fixthis | 16:55 | this is not cute |
| Fixthis | 17:00 | you are a liar |
| Fixthis | 17:01 | and a pussy |
| Legolas | 17:05 | D: |
| Legolas | 17:28 | so rude |
| Fixthis | 17:37 | did you say yes to fighting |
| Legolas | 17:43 | What is fighting? |
| Legolas | 17:52 | HAAHAH i KILLED YOUR PROBE |
| Legolas | 17:56 | scrub |
| Fixthis | 18:35 | nice placement |
| Fixthis | 18:38 | easy to find |
| Fixthis | 18:46 | you should have floated a command center |
| Legolas | 19:12 | Imagine |
| Legolas | 19:16 | winning in 7m |
| Fixthis | 19:21 | that you are not a pussy |
| Legolas | 19:22 | and needing an extra 13 minutes |
| Fixthis | 19:24 | hard to do |
| Legolas | 19:25 | to finish the game |
| Fixthis | 19:27 | I did not need it |
| Fixthis | 19:39 | I wanted it |
| Fixthis | 19:48 | I wanted to rub your face in this game |
| Legolas | 19:52 | I love losing |
| Legolas | 19:55 | i learn more when I lose |
| Fixthis | 19:57 | I am sure you do |
| Legolas | 20:00 | get rekt |
| Legolas | 20:31 | tick tok |
| Legolas | 20:34 | tick tok |
| Legolas | 21:08 | 21n' |
| Legolas | 21:09 | 21m |
| Legolas | 21:22 | next time build phenixs and just a click the whole map |
| Legolas | 21:32 | (a) click |
| Legolas | 21:45 | Do you know what a click is? |
| Legolas | 21:54 | it means attack click |
| Fixthis | 22:23 | What did you learn while I was taking a pissz/ |
| Legolas | 22:41 | I taught you what attack click means |
| Legolas | 22:52 | cmon I want to play |
| Fixthis | 22:53 | You taught me |
| Legolas | 22:57 | yes |
| Fixthis | 23:00 | surrender like a cuck |
| Legolas | 23:00 | get learned son |
| Legolas | 23:02 | nope |
| Legolas | 23:05 | never surrender |
| Legolas | 23:08 | my will is strong |
| Fixthis | 23:13 | that is great to know |
| Legolas | 23:14 | I got this |
| Fixthis | 23:17 | this was my last game |
| Legolas | 23:26 | Damn |
| Legolas | 23:40 | I wanted you to teach me how you built those invisible units |
| Legolas | 23:47 | i couldn't kill them because they were invisible |
| Fixthis | 23:59 | kind of easy |
| Fixthis | 24:04 | you watch YouTube |
| Fixthis | 24:07 | just Google it |
| Legolas | 24:11 | what is google and youtube>? |
| Legolas | 25:43 | How can you see me!? |
| Legolas | 25:50 | I think you are cheating |
| Legolas | 25:53 | you use invisible unit |
| Legolas | 25:57 | and you have map hack |
| Fixthis | 26:13 | what is a map hack? |
| Legolas | 26:18 | You see my stuff! |
| Legolas | 26:25 | you know where my stuff is! |
| Fixthis | 26:26 | gross |
| Fixthis | 26:33 | it is too small to see |
| Legolas | 26:34 | y0u are a hax0r |
| Fixthis | 26:34 | I am sure |
| Fixthis | 26:52 | what is a hax0r |
| Legolas | 27:00 | what? |
| Legolas | 27:06 | what is a hax0r? |
| Legolas | 27:22 | speak english!! |
| Fixthis | 27:23 | yes |
| Fixthis | 27:25 | what is that |
| Legolas | 27:31 | what? |
| Fixthis | 27:35 | What? |
| Legolas | 27:48 | you are stupid! |
| Fixthis | 27:58 | Does it bother you that I make more money than you do? |
| Legolas | 28:07 | IRL or in the game |
| Fixthis | 28:14 | In real life |
| Legolas | 28:20 | what's your salary |
| Fixthis | 28:24 | omfg |
| Fixthis | 28:29 | that is hilarious |
| Legolas | 28:31 | ? |
| Fixthis | 28:33 | did you say salary |
| Fixthis | 28:35 | what is yours? |
| Fixthis | 28:42 | do you even have a salary? |
| Legolas | 28:47 | I do |
| Fixthis | 28:53 | I don't |
| Fixthis | 28:58 | when you own businesses |
| Fixthis | 29:01 | you take draws |
| Fixthis | 29:03 | that sucks |
| Fixthis | 29:09 | you work for someone else |
| Fixthis | 29:13 | I hire people like you |
| Legolas | 29:18 | damn thats cool |
| Legolas | 29:22 | what is your business |
| Fixthis | 29:29 | Software consulting |
| Legolas | 29:39 | that's very broad |
| Fixthis | 29:47 | that is all you need to know |
| Legolas | 29:49 | care to elaborate? |
| Fixthis | 29:52 | or can I understand |
| Fixthis | 29:56 | ok |
| Fixthis | 30:04 | you know what a business is |
| Legolas | 30:09 | yep |
| Fixthis | 30:10 | and they hire average people |
| Fixthis | 30:12 | like you |
| Legolas | 30:14 | I mean |
| Fixthis | 30:20 | I hear fuckng kick ass people |
| Legolas | 30:27 | damn |
| Fixthis | 30:30 | so when they encounter problems they cannot fix |
| Fixthis | 30:32 | they call me |
| Fixthis | 30:34 | and I say |
| Fixthis | 30:38 | it costs this much |
| Fixthis | 30:44 | which is more than I pay my team |
| Fixthis | 30:50 | and I pay my team very well |
| Fixthis | 30:53 | and I keep the rest |
| Legolas | 31:07 | so you fix computers? |
| Legolas | 31:29 | what's the name of the company? |
| Fixthis | 31:32 | You can say that. And you probably should as that is the best you will ever understand it |
| Fixthis | 31:46 | Well, I think we should trade for that information |
| Legolas | 31:55 | sure |
| Fixthis | 31:56 | I thin that you desire to know that |
| Fixthis | 32:06 | what is your first and last name |
| Legolas | 32:22 | im a software developer I was working for Morgan Stanley until I decided to join a startup ~ |
| Fixthis | 32:30 | that is cute |
| Fixthis | 32:39 | that is not a name though |
| Fixthis | 32:43 | Lets start here |
| Legolas | 32:45 | I don't want to dox myself |
| Fixthis | 32:46 | do you even know your name |
| Fixthis | 32:50 | dox? |
| Fixthis | 32:54 | how so? |
| Legolas | 32:55 | yikes |
| Fixthis | 33:04 | YOu are a very smart computer programmer |
| Fixthis | 33:12 | you can protect yourself from doxxing |
| Fixthis | 33:16 | or at least my team can |
| Fixthis | 33:21 | ahahaahahah |
| Legolas | 33:27 | damn |
| Fixthis | 33:40 | you live in fear |
| Legolas | 33:45 | constantly |
| Fixthis | 33:47 | good thing that you work for others |
| Legolas | 33:53 | yes |
| Fixthis | 33:55 | it is your character type |
| Legolas | 33:59 | lmao |
| Fixthis | 34:03 | you don't have the balls |
| Legolas | 34:08 | No Im a girl XD |
| Fixthis | 34:11 | to do anything on your own |
| Fixthis | 34:13 | so |
| Fixthis | 34:19 | well being a woman |
| Fixthis | 34:24 | you don't have balls or brains |
| Legolas | 34:27 | ouch |
| Legolas | 34:32 | I hope your HR doesn't hear you lmao |
| Fixthis | 34:45 | I don't care |
| Legolas | 34:46 | end up with a lawsuit on your hands XD |
| Fixthis | 34:50 | for what |
| Legolas | 34:59 | For sexism? |
| Legolas | 35:01 | damn bro |
| Legolas | 35:05 | you sure you run a business? |
| Fixthis | 35:05 | sexism |
| Legolas | 35:16 | Im starting to have doubt about your business |
| Fixthis | 35:18 | you mean if you are sexist you can be sued |
| Legolas | 35:19 | are you listed? |
| Fixthis | 35:33 | Please cite the reasons for the suit |
| Fixthis | 35:38 | and cite applicable case law |
| Legolas | 35:49 | Im not a lawyer im a software developer child |
| Fixthis | 35:50 | hon, I know what I am doing |
| Fixthis | 35:52 | oh |
| Legolas | 35:53 | Do you? |
| Fixthis | 36:01 | so you don't know what the fuck you are talking about |
| Fixthis | 36:02 | huh |
| Legolas | 36:08 | lmao what |
| Fixthis | 36:17 | you don't know what you are talking about |
| Legolas | 36:28 | if my employer treats me differently cause Im a women that's actionable XD |
| Legolas | 36:33 | bruh |
| Fixthis | 36:37 | define treats |
| Fixthis | 36:44 | and what is the impact |
| Legolas | 36:48 | damn |
| Fixthis | 36:57 | but you said it was just because I was sexist |
| Fixthis | 37:02 | so you cannot sue for that |
| Legolas | 37:04 | I don't think you're capable of understanding |
| Fixthis | 37:05 | like you said |
| Fixthis | 37:11 | I understand |
| Fixthis | 37:19 | If I treat you differently |
| Fixthis | 37:26 | that means I need to have done something |
| Legolas | 37:29 | You said you treat your employees like shit, you think women are stupid |
| Fixthis | 37:31 | material that affected you |
| Fixthis | 37:39 | I treat them fucking well |
| Legolas | 37:40 | That's a HR rep. nightmare bro |
| Legolas | 37:43 | I wouldn't want to work for you |
| Legolas | 37:45 | XD |
| Fixthis | 37:46 | I treat myself fucking better |
| Fixthis | 37:58 | all of my coders make $500K annually as a base |
| Legolas | 38:01 | lmaop |
| Fixthis | 38:04 | there are incentives after that |
| Legolas | 38:16 | sounds like the biggest pyramid scheme ever |
| Fixthis | 38:24 | It is called a business |
| Fixthis | 38:28 | I take the risk |
| Legolas | 38:31 | If you pay 500k for each of your coders |
| Fixthis | 38:31 | I keep the profit |
| Legolas | 38:37 | you're bigger than google bro |
| Legolas | 38:39 | congrats |
| Legolas | 38:41 | you win |
| Legolas | 38:46 | Sorry zuck |
| Fixthis | 38:47 | do you understand what a business is |
| Legolas | 38:50 | sorry zuck |
| Legolas | 38:58 | I didn't know I was talking to zuck |
| Fixthis | 38:59 | a business owner assumes risk |
| Legolas | 38:59 | kekw |
| Fixthis | 39:01 | you are not |
| Fixthis | 39:10 | you have such a small understanding |
| Legolas | 39:14 | Yikes |
| Fixthis | 39:17 | of the world |
| Legolas | 39:22 | Nope |
| Legolas | 39:43 | your mom |
| Legolas | 39:46 | owned |
| Fixthis | 39:46 | I primarily consult in a highly regulated industry |
| Fixthis | 39:54 | it is specific and complicated |
| Fixthis | 40:00 | you would not understand |
| Legolas | 40:02 | too complex for a woman |
| Legolas | 40:04 | kekw |
| Fixthis | 40:13 | are you understanding it? |
| Fixthis | 40:25 | you realize that the startup hired you for your vagina |
| Legolas | 40:25 | I was actually lieing about being a soft. dev |
| Legolas | 40:29 | im actually an astronaut |
| Fixthis | 40:29 | va gina |
| Legolas | 40:32 | i've been on several missions |
| Fixthis | 40:37 | great |
| Legolas | 40:38 | to the ISS |
| Fixthis | 40:42 | so you are a liar |
| Legolas | 40:47 | no |
| Fixthis | 40:50 | yes |
| Legolas | 40:51 | i have never liedc |
| Legolas | 40:53 | not once |
| Legolas | 40:55 | in my life |
| Fixthis | 40:56 | you said you were a software dev |
| Fixthis | 41:02 | and now you are saying that youare not |
| Legolas | 41:04 | That is my side hustle |
| Legolas | 41:05 | not a lie |
| Legolas | 41:09 | i also own a business |
| Fixthis | 41:11 | you said that you worked for a startup |
| Legolas | 41:14 | I own several businesses |
| Legolas | 41:20 | that is true |
| Legolas | 41:25 | But im also an astronaut |
| Legolas | 41:31 | and I also own several businesses |
| Fixthis | 41:38 | I am hungry |
| Legolas | 41:39 | we're in the waste management industry |
| Fixthis | 41:42 | gotta run |
