| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Smölßütthöl | 01:03 | after this game im proud to say im going to shave my balls |
| Smölßütthöl | 01:21 | im going to give them the royal treatment |
| Smölßütthöl | 01:44 | my cock is so fucking hairy |
| Smölßütthöl | 02:06 | anyone else got a hairy cock? |
| Smölßütthöl | 02:40 | im just a dude with ahairy cock |
| Inducted | 19:12 | would you allow the bunker boys to live |
| Inducted | 19:28 | if i surrender |
| Inducted | 19:42 | pls |
| Inducted | 19:53 | nooooooooooooo |
