| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Hellbent | 00:10 | nix |
| Deedoor | 00:21 | ima do static defense |
| Deedoor | 00:30 | for mid and early |
| Hellbent | 08:59 | yyoou guyys have any units like wtf |
| Deedoor | 09:05 | i got cheesed |
| Hellbent | 09:06 | go hjelp me fuck |
| Hellbent | 09:14 | corru7pts doingg sh it |
| Hellbent | 09:19 | fuckler |
| Hellbent | 09:25 | blue so fuckin stuipid |
| Focus | 09:32 | yeah!!!!!!!!! |
| Egowolf | 09:32 | m8 fuck blu |
| Chuggs | 09:40 | FUCK ME |
| Hellbent | 09:43 | corrupts fuckin sitting in his fuckin base |
| Egowolf | 09:49 | get back to pumping water m7 |
| Hellbent | 09:52 | why do i fuckin bother with this asshole |
| Focus | 09:57 | yeah!!!!!! |
| Chuggs | 09:58 | PUMPIN CUM |
| Hellbent | 10:08 | yyou guys fuckin suck |
| Deedoor | 10:11 | ive been getting my ass rammed since the first 60 seconds |
