| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gorbash | 00:00 | glhf |
| toptits | 00:09 | glhf |
| Gorbash | 04:43 | this game is so stupid |
| toptits | 04:51 | twice in a row |
| Gorbash | 04:56 | so dumb |
| Gorbash | 05:12 | you got me fair and square the first game |
| Gorbash | 05:20 | this is a shit for brains cheese |
| Gorbash | 05:24 | die in a hole |
