| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Severest | 00:00 | gl hf |
| SpUdUnKeL | 00:00 | glhf |
| TaterThot | 00:08 | glgl |
| TaterThot | 00:10 | glgl |
| Lucid | 00:13 | gl hf |
| SpUdUnKeL | 00:27 | gluten free fries |
| Severest | 00:33 | yuck |
| TaterThot | 00:44 | sweet potato fries |
| Severest | 00:47 | yum |
| SpUdUnKeL | 01:00 | diareah popsickle |
| Severest | 01:04 | yuck |
| SpUdUnKeL | 01:23 | regular popsicle |
| Severest | 01:26 | yum |
| Severest | 06:04 | gg |
| Lucid | 06:06 | gg |
