| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| GoMeZ | 00:00 | gl gl gl |
| Slann | 00:04 | ya |
| VinnyTheChin | 01:17 | ey rush lings pls bottom right |
| VinnyTheChin | 01:21 | |noob shit there |
| AlgeriSCY | 01:25 | lol |
| AlgeriSCY | 01:30 | comeo n in! |
| GoMeZ | 01:39 | lol |
| AlgeriSCY | 02:56 | woops |
| Nietzsche | 04:31 | mmmmmmmm} |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:04 | LMFAOOOOOOOOOO |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:06 | GET REKLTTT |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:07 | U FAGGET |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:13 | GG FUCK THESE NOOB FUCKS |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:26 | 8 MINS IN HE HAS ZERO EXPO BRO |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:31 | THATS THE shitstain we playing with |
