| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MkVibes | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Kamikatze | 00:11 | EVERY IDIOT PLAYS zVz |
| MkVibes | 00:28 | aren't you playing zvz right now? |
| Kamikatze | 00:50 | 10 years ago not so many z |
| Kamikatze | 01:04 | 5 games |
| Kamikatze | 01:08 | 5 times ZvZ |
| Kamikatze | 01:11 | wtf shit game |
| Kamikatze | 01:48 | every idiot can program a better match algorythm |
| Kamikatze | 09:38 | more luck than skill |
| Kamikatze | 09:46 | IDIOT |
