| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| James | 00:00 | glhf |
| ConkQ | 00:09 | shut up James |
| ConkQ | 00:16 | what a stupid name, JAMES |
| ConkK | 00:16 | ole jimmy |
| James | 00:27 | |
| PandaExpress | 00:33 | conkq |
| PandaExpress | 00:37 | conk |
| ConkQ | 00:42 | I'm sorry, I'm just jealous James |
| ConkC | 00:43 | man I love PandaExpress for real tho |
| ConkK | 00:43 | mmm gimme some orange chicken zaddy |
| PandaExpress | 00:46 | conk |
| ConkQ | 00:47 | I wish I had your name |
| PandaExpress | 00:51 | conk |
| PandaExpress | 00:53 | conkq |
| PandaExpress | 00:58 | conkq? |
| PandaExpress | 01:02 | conkq! |
| PandaExpress | 01:09 | conkq!? |
| ConkK | 01:18 | u havin a proper stroke, mate? |
| PandaExpress | 01:36 | ayemate |
| PandaExpress | 01:40 | do you have some fish and chips ya |
| ConkQ | 01:41 | don't talk to me, James will get jealous |
| PandaExpress | 01:52 | shiver me timbers |
| ConkQ | 02:15 | I think he may be retarded |
| PandaExpress | 02:21 | me so dumb |
| PandaExpress | 03:26 | conq |
| PandaExpress | 03:35 | CONQ |
| PandaExpress | 13:10 | gg |
| PandaExpress | 13:13 | CONQ |
| PandaExpress | 13:24 | CONQQQQQ |
| PandaExpress | 13:45 | CONQ CONQ CONQ |
| PandaExpress | 13:48 | CONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQ |
| PandaExpress | 13:51 | CONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQCONQ |
| ConkC | 13:51 | nah, all cars weak |
