| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Killa | 00:00 | gl hf |
| NUTBUSTER | 00:00 | glhf |
| MerryNewYear | 00:09 | GEARED UP READY TO GO |
| NUTBUSTER | 00:11 | NUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUST |
| Killa | 00:20 | I only play vs you, because melee lobbies are fucked right now |
| Killa | 00:30 | say thanks |
| MerryNewYear | 00:37 | 18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS |
| MerryNewYear | 00:45 | AT RAAAMMMM RANCH |
| MerryNewYear | 12:38 | EZ |
| NUTBUSTER | 12:44 | NUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUSTNUTBUST |
| NUTBUSTER | 12:54 | GET BUSTED |
