| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SuperFrisbie | 00:02 | gl |
| LTDZ | 00:09 | gl |
| GratSpike | 01:59 | wow |
| Haydez | 02:07 | sc2* |
| GratSpike | 02:12 | my team mate is literally rushing brood lords |
| SuperFrisbie | 02:15 | DnD |
| Nerdles | 02:23 | anime |
| SuperFrisbie | 03:07 | back in my day, we started with only 6 workers |
| Nerdles | 03:12 | fuck ur old |
| Nerdles | 15:25 | terran gonna terran |
