| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| XNetman | 00:00 | gl |
| Baldrick | 00:02 | gl hf |
| XNetman | 00:12 | You must be British |
| Baldrick | 00:20 | near enough |
| Baldrick | 00:52 | i have a sense of humour |
| Baldrick | 00:57 | if we are still allowed one |
| XNetman | 01:20 | Must be in your 40s too |
| Baldrick | 01:25 | bingo |
| XNetman | 02:09 | And a cheat |
