| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| CheGuevara | 00:00 | GLHF |
| Chris | 00:05 | gl |
| LebronzJames | 00:07 | thankis stalin |
| FideICastro | 00:10 | gl hf |
| Arun | 00:12 | hail comrades |
| CheGuevara | 00:27 | you ever heard of the small intestine |
| Arun | 00:33 | no |
| LebronzJames | 00:33 | wheres karl? |
| BestNameEver | 00:48 | thats his brother chris marx |
| LebronzJames | 01:00 | ahhhhh |
| Chris | 01:01 | hello |
| CheGuevara | 01:05 | slightly less famous |
| LebronzJames | 01:32 | dont let that get to you chris |
| Arun | 01:33 | he has really good genes if he's still alive |
| CheGuevara | 01:44 | the very best |
| BestNameEver | 01:58 | irony is they are Levis |
| CheGuevara | 02:23 | they're actually lada brand |
| LebronzJames | 02:27 | lol |
| LebronzJames | 02:46 | cause a lada problems when you drive |
| Arun | 02:50 | is polish vodka better than russian vodka? |
| CheGuevara | 03:05 | russian vodka is basically pipe cleaner |
| Chris | 14:48 | gg ez |
| LebronzJames | 14:48 | gg |
| Arun | 14:56 | `gg |
| CheGuevara | 14:57 | gg |
