| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| voljin | 00:00 | glhf |
| SEGACD | 00:07 | gl virgin |
| voljin | 00:11 | thx |
| SEGACD | 00:17 | np |
| voljin | 00:23 | virginity is beautiful |
| voljin | 00:37 | i had 2 kids thru immaculate conception |
| SEGACD | 00:52 | its a miracle |
| voljin | 00:57 | indeed |
| SEGACD | 01:49 | u will need another mireacle to beat me |
| voljin | 09:51 | gg |
