| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cucaracha | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Ironman | 00:15 | thanks |
| Cucaracha | 10:07 | you have 0 skill |
| Ironman | 10:14 | apparently |
| Cucaracha | 10:36 | how many times you made it out of D3 |
| Cucaracha | 10:47 | you do this one base BS and it works in low league |
| Cucaracha | 11:05 | you'll never beat players past platinum |
