| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gargamel | 00:00 | I HATE SMURFS! |
| ProxyThings | 00:14 | me2 |
| Gargamel | 00:19 | but.... |
| Gargamel | 00:22 | you ARE a smurf |
| ProxyThings | 00:26 | huh? |
| Gargamel | 12:16 | DIE SMURF DIE! |
| Gargamel | 12:20 | THIS IS |
| Gargamel | 12:21 | CNUT! |
| Gargamel | 12:24 | YOU MICRO TOO MUCHT |
