| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| dub | 00:24 | GOD I LOVE PLAYING VS SMURFS |
| dub | 00:36 | I LOAD UP THE GAME |
| dub | 00:38 | AND THINK |
| dub | 00:39 | YESD |
| dub | 00:50 | GOD I HOPE I MATCH SOME FAG IN DIAMOND 1 |
| dub | 01:06 | WHO STARTED CRYING AND DROPPED 50 GAMES |
| dub | 01:16 | OR SOME FUCKING UNRANKED RANDOM CHINK |
