| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| googenheimer | 00:00 | glhf |
| googenheimer | 00:09 | shaving your legs is pretty based no? |
| PhotonMan | 00:12 | a good speech is like a womans skirt |
| PhotonMan | 00:25 | long enough to cover the content, and short enough to maintain interest |
| PhotonMan | 02:35 | oh that was a cannon |
| PocanoV | 03:55 | not again, f u c k coward arraanged team |
| googenheimer | 04:02 | ggwp? |
| PhotonMan | 05:02 | I lost a unit instatntly |
| PhotonMan | 05:03 | lolol |
