| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Ritho | 00:00 | g lfh |
| VinnyTheChin | 00:08 | time to rek some anuses |
| Smölßütthöl | 00:50 | i fucking just shit in my boxers |
| Smölßütthöl | 01:11 | i tried to squeeze out a fart |
| Smölßütthöl | 01:13 | and it wasnt a fart |
| Smölßütthöl | 02:18 | who tf u think u are |
| VinnyTheChin | 03:04 | teal gonna get rekt |
| VinnyTheChin | 03:05 | anus |
| dabamonian | 03:13 | pro? |
| dabamonian | 03:16 | lapse? |
| VinnyTheChin | 03:39 | oo poyaaasa |
| VinnyTheChin | 03:40 | babeee |
| VinnyTheChin | 03:52 | rekt |
| VinnyTheChin | 04:13 | Lmfaooo |
| VinnyTheChin | 05:24 | Ok birtch mariens it is |
| VinnyTheChin | 05:59 | SILLY HSITTER |
| dabamonian | 08:04 | wipe yo self |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:06 | u lucky shitters |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:07 | Lmnfaiooo |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:09 | U did nothing u shit stain |
| VinnyTheChin | 08:12 | thank protoss |
| dabamonian | 08:23 | I'm the worst |
