| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Saiclops | 00:00 | glhf |
| GourmetGnats | 00:00 | YOU GOT ONE EYE OR WUT? |
| GourmetGnats | 11:27 | YOU'VE LOST HOMIE |
| GourmetGnats | 11:56 | GREAT JOB NICE CHEESE; YOU'RE TERRIBLE |
| Saiclops | 12:02 | u mad? |
| GourmetGnats | 12:11 | Just unimpressed |
| GourmetGnats | 12:23 | like the first woman that you touched with your tiny pen15 |
| GourmetGnats | 12:41 | remember when your dad touched yout he first time? |
| GourmetGnats | 12:43 | and oyu liked it |
| GourmetGnats | 12:49 | remember that? |
