| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Variance | 00:17 | Mitt! |
| MittRomney | 00:22 | howdy |
| Variance | 00:34 | wassup? |
| MittRomney | 00:42 | just scraftin instead of politicking |
| Variance | 00:50 | good choice |
| Variance | 00:57 | priorities! |
| MittRomney | 01:03 | i was never very good at politics anyway |
| MittRomney | 01:05 | don't tell anyone |
| Variance | 01:09 | ok |
| Variance | 01:15 | your secret's safe |
| MittRomney | 01:20 | sweet |
| MittRomney | 01:22 | otherwise |
| MittRomney | 01:23 | well |
| MittRomney | 01:27 | i know people |
| MittRomney | 01:27 | so |
| Variance | 01:32 | haha |
| Variance | 01:41 | people in black suits? |
| MittRomney | 01:42 | i'm z btw |
| MittRomney | 01:48 | and black hats |
| MittRomney | 02:23 | also i'm sorry for the cheese but, zvz not my fav |
| Variance | 02:25 | oops |
| Variance | 03:10 | I was too busy socializing |
| MittRomney | 03:17 | haha |
| Variance | 15:07 | TOOK YOU long enough] |
| MittRomney | 15:10 | haha |
| MittRomney | 15:14 | you hleld on liek a champ |
| Variance | 15:24 | losing that nat hurt me |
| Variance | 16:40 | gg |
