| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| ComesseitoR | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Tryhaard | 00:00 | gl hf |
| heezy | 00:04 | fun only usa |
| Tryhaard | 00:05 | I too,love anuses |
| AnusLover | 00:08 | glhb |
| AnusLover | 00:12 | oh word |
| heezy | 10:15 | you apm must be 420 |
| ComesseitoR | 10:19 | XD |
| smoke | 10:32 | one thousand |
| PsiSeraph | 10:34 | bonkers |
| PsiSeraph | 10:35 | gg |
| heezy | 10:38 | 42069 apm |
