| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TheCOON | 00:05 | PREPARE YO SELF |
| TheCOON | 00:07 | FOR THA COON |
| TheCOON | 00:25 | HOPE YOUR BROUGHT LOOB |
| TheCOON | 04:49 | LOLOLOLOL |
| TheCOON | 05:47 | LOLOLOL |
| TheCOON | 07:28 | LOLOLOLL |
| chaingun | 07:29 | scan |
| TheCOON | 10:12 | OLOLOLOLL |
| TheCOON | 10:35 | EXPAND NOOBS |
| TheCOON | 12:04 | LOLOLOL |
| TheCOON | 13:45 | GO |
| TheCOON | 13:48 | WHY HIDE IN BASE?? |
| TheCOON | 13:52 | THEY GOT NOTHING |
| TheCOON | 15:09 | STOP COMING HOME |
| TheCOON | 15:12 | FUCKING GO |
| chaingun | 15:20 | shut up |
| TheCOON | 17:27 | UNREAL WE ARE GOONNA LOSE THIS GAME |
| TheCOON | 17:35 | UN FUCKING RESL |
| TheCOON | 17:39 | HOW BAD YOU ARE |
| IIIlllIII | 17:47 | lol |
| TheCOON | 17:50 | YOU ARE THE WORSTE PLAYERS IVE EVER SEEN |
| TheCOON | 18:08 | ABSOLUTELY WORSE THAN BRONZEW |
