| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| AverageDude | 00:11 | glHF! (hearts) |
| TheeJester | 00:18 | Game is dead |
| Mateo | 00:18 | forgodssake |
| Mateo | 00:22 | shut up school shooter |
| TheeJester | 00:25 | SUSS |
| Mateo | 00:36 | suck that ice cream |
| AverageDude | 00:47 | you 2 seem lovely |
| TheeJester | 00:55 | well we are not average son |
| AverageDude | 01:02 | dude, not son |
| TheeJester | 01:13 | you have no parental units? |
| Mateo | 01:16 | allah |
| AverageDude | 01:16 | ? |
| Mateo | 01:16 | brb |
| TheeJester | 01:16 | PARENTS |
| Mateo | 01:16 | allah |
| TheeJester | 01:16 | ? |
| TheeJester | 01:16 | GLHF |
| GAmBit | 01:16 | glhf |
| GAmBit | 01:16 | gl hf |
| AverageDude | 01:16 | ya got about a minute, im on a time crunch sadly |
| TheeJester | 01:16 | you dont have all night? |
| AverageDude | 01:16 | *morning |
| TheeJester | 01:16 | you are quite kind for an average guy |
| TheeJester | 01:16 | dude |
| TheeJester | 01:16 | son |
| AverageDude | 01:16 | the average person is kind in most scenarios, but society causes average people to act in ways that dont immediately seem like theyre nice and respectful just for survivial |
| TheeJester | 01:23 | umm |
| AverageDude | 01:28 | (hearts) |
| TheeJester | 01:29 | THATS quite the sentence for BNET |
| Mateo | 01:30 | here we go again |
| TheeJester | 02:06 | AVERAGE RUSH |
| Mateo | 02:58 | allah ? |
| TheeJester | 03:12 | DDUE |
| AverageDude | 03:12 | dude* |
| TheeJester | 03:12 | THAT LOGO IS NOT AVERAGE |
| TheeJester | 03:12 | IS ABOVE AVERAGE |
| TheeJester | 03:16 | right time crunch |
| TheeJester | 03:57 | DUDE |
| Mateo | 03:58 | just 2m |
| Mateo | 04:04 | i gotta get set an appointment |
| Mateo | 04:07 | to get baptized |
| AverageDude | 04:20 | inshallah |
| TheeJester | 05:39 | HALKLEJUAH |
| TheeJester | 08:10 | IN THE KIDNEY |
| Mateo | 10:56 | I beat him |
