| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SgtPunchface | 00:02 | yo |
| Strangelove | 00:06 | yo |
| Blacksheep | 01:26 | ahhhh i hate |
| llIllllIllll | 01:39 | being fat? |
| Blacksheep | 02:00 | yeah my nigga |
| llIllllIllll | 02:30 | was that good n word or bad n word |
| Blacksheep | 02:45 | nice car |
| llIllllIllll | 02:47 | attacking in 30 seconds |
| GreatOz | 11:46 | can microing 2 voids help you win the game |
