| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| NullGeodesic | 00:00 | gl hf |
| DrJPEG | 00:00 | glhf |
| DrJPEG | 04:45 | damn imagine if you actually had to have skill to play this game instead of cheesing on ladder |
| NullGeodesic | 04:55 | you built artosis pylons in 2024 |
| DrJPEG | 05:08 | "artosis pylons" |
| DrJPEG | 05:12 | holy fuck you're retarded |
| DrJPEG | 05:32 | yeah let me just spend 500 minerals blindly |
| DrJPEG | 05:35 | moron |
| DrJPEG | 05:39 | cheesing with the easiest race lmao |