| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MCMXCVI | 00:06 | |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:14 | tvt trash |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:22 | retarded match |
| MCMXCVI | 00:32 | Could be zvz |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:39 | retarded lotv |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 00:41 | idiots devsi |
| MCMXCVI | 00:57 | you should pick another game to master |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:03 | wut |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:06 | are you stupid |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:09 | i was 5400 mmr |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:17 | beatean 80 gm |
| MCMXCVI | 01:27 | is that supposed to be good? |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:30 | idiiot devs dont patahc the game |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:36 | this games is about clicking onyl |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:43 | you idiot what is your max mmr |
| MCMXCVI | 01:47 | if you hate it quit is what i mean |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:52 | retard |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:54 | die in fire |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 01:55 | faggort |
| MCMXCVI | 02:02 | you must be a joy |
| MCMXCVI | 02:04 | irk |
| MCMXCVI | 02:06 | irl |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 03:40 | wtf |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 03:47 | coinflip |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 04:00 | reta4de amtach |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 04:10 | everygame this coinflippy trahs |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 04:23 | repare nade so dumb |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 07:01 | all unca do |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 07:48 | u terribl;e |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 10:35 | worst ever |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 11:03 | sacking idiot |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 26:18 | u trhas |
| IIIIIIIIIIII | 26:19 | getout |
| MCMXCVI | 26:27 | quite the game |
| MCMXCVI | 26:28 | gg |