| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| anarchist | 00:08 | yey |
| anarchist | 00:13 | smurfer |
| llllllllllll | 00:22 | hi |
| llllllllllll | 00:28 | you talk a lot |
| anarchist | 00:32 | why do u smurf? |
| llllllllllll | 00:41 | to beat you |
| anarchist | 01:00 | how tiny is ur penis that u have to smurf |
| anarchist | 02:39 | why do u smurf? |
| anarchist | 02:44 | insecurity? |
| llllllllllll | 02:59 | why do you talk a lot? |
| llllllllllll | 03:01 | lonely? |
| anarchist | 03:22 | such a sad state to smurf and feel secure about ur tiny penis |