| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Ghost | 00:00 | glhf |
| Ghostpants | 00:03 | ghlf |
| Ghostpants | 00:04 | glhf |
| Ghost | 00:04 | oh god finally |
| Ghost | 00:07 | my pants |
| Ghost | 00:12 | ive been looking everywhere for you |
| Ghostpants | 00:13 | dry clean them |
| Ghostpants | 00:22 | only these pants would cloak |
| Ghost | 00:23 | what have you done with them |
| Ghostpants | 00:36 | well the cloaking battery needs recharging first of all |
| Ghost | 00:43 | um |
| Ghostpants | 00:49 | and i fixed the seams |
| Ghost | 00:50 | first off |
| Ghost | 00:56 | i always carry extra batteries duh |
| Ghostpants | 00:56 | youll never get cloaked wedgies agAIN |
| Ghostpants | 01:20 | no these are the aux batteries |
| Ghost | 01:20 | secondly while I appreciate the seamwork I dont appreciate you returning them with a depleted battery but thats okay |
| Ghostpants | 01:27 | for the cool sound effect when you cloak |
| Ghostpants | 01:31 | it doesn't come with the cloaking system |
| Ghost | 01:48 | i feel like we'd be friends in real life |
| Ghost | 01:53 | nobody talks to me in this game hahaah |
| Ghost | 02:04 | theyre just like shut up idiot |
| Ghostpants | 02:08 | it was all a dream |
| Ghost | 02:12 | well damn |
| Ghost | 02:17 | mom?? |
| Ghost | 02:36 | pew pew |
| Ghost | 03:11 | nuh uh not roaches |
| Ghost | 15:55 | im so bad at this gaaaaame |
| Ghost | 15:57 | god dammit! |
| Ghost | 16:01 | take your pants back |
| Ghostpants | 16:02 | its my build |
| Ghost | 16:03 | gg |