| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DrunkToronto | 00:23 | hi how are you ? |
| Attilles | 00:32 | How high are you? |
| DrunkToronto | 00:36 | not at all |
| Attilles | 00:44 | Nerd. |
| DrunkToronto | 00:45 | im not a pathetic loser that does drugs |
| Dustar | 00:51 | I am |
| Attilles | 00:58 | You're just a pathetic loser then? |
| DrunkToronto | 00:59 | of cours you are |
| DrunkToronto | 01:07 | i once had sex with a pig |
| DrunkToronto | 01:09 | it was your mother |
| Dustar | 01:22 | woah, that's kinda rude. |
| DrunkToronto | 01:33 | rude becuase you dont have a mother? |
| Dustar | 01:35 | Does that maek you proud of yourself? |
| Attilles | 01:52 | Dusty's mom fucked your mom. |
| DrunkToronto | 02:03 | how did trhey make a child? |
| Dustar | 02:20 | Who said anything about pregnancy? |
| Dustar | 02:33 | There's pegging, uyou know |
| DrunkToronto | 02:37 | why ddnt your mother abort u? |
| Attilles | 02:45 | Why didn't yours? |
| DrunkToronto | 02:59 | becuase she was a he |
| Dustar | 03:57 | do you have mommy issues? You cna tell me, UI'm a stranget on the internet |
| DrunkToronto | 04:01 | nope |
| DrunkToronto | 07:57 | gg |
| DrunkToronto | 07:57 | u lost |
| Dustar | 08:15 | Does being a butthole about it making you feel good, though? |
| DrunkToronto | 08:19 | yes |
| Dustar | 08:27 | Good on you |