| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| MerryNewYear | 00:00 | glgl |
| Killa | 00:00 | gl hf |
| SandStorm | 00:00 | obamna |
| MerryNewYear | 00:11 | obama does michelle give that sloppy toppy |
| ObamaCare | 00:24 | bootie call |
| SandStorm | 00:33 | good |
| MerryNewYear | 00:50 | that samsung spin cycle eco-40/60 heavy duty gluck gluck? |
| MerryNewYear | 01:09 | obama |
| MerryNewYear | 01:11 | obama |
| MerryNewYear | 01:13 | no |
| MerryNewYear | 01:22 | osama didnt die for this |
| MerryNewYear | 01:40 | or maybe he did idk, i didnt know him |
| MerryNewYear | 02:03 | sounds like a you problem |
| MerryNewYear | 02:15 | im making lurkers |
| SandStorm | 02:18 | obamna why did u cannon us we dont have any oil |
| SandStorm | 02:22 | go back to kenya dude |
| MerryNewYear | 02:22 | obama |
| MerryNewYear | 02:25 | this isnt care |