| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Shartyshortz | 00:00 | GL HF |
| Satoshi | 00:11 | butts |
| Firepop | 00:11 | what kind of shenanagins are we getting into today? |
| MellOw | 00:16 | me air |
| Satoshi | 00:20 | butt stuff |
| CptWhoopass | 00:27 | the kind where we get two bronze and yall get 0 |
| CptWhoopass | 00:30 | so have fun lol |
| MellOw | 00:36 | lmao |
| MellOw | 00:45 | bronze is strongz |
| Satoshi | 00:51 | rpobe |
| Satoshi | 00:56 | dont get canoned |
| Satoshi | 02:05 | canons |
| MellOw | 02:16 | lol |
| MellOw | 02:28 | u sure we didnt get any bronze? |
| CptWhoopass | 02:41 | says 3 diamond 1 master lol |
| PAPACULO | 03:41 | sorry i had someone at the door |
| MellOw | 03:56 | yellow |
| MellOw | 03:59 | dont make cannons vs cannon |
| MellOw | 04:01 | wtf u doing |
| Satoshi | 04:08 | shut up you have only probes |
| Satoshi | 04:13 | moorn |
