| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| OmniSkeptic | 00:00 | gl |
| Benjadoom | 00:10 | FFA GOGO |
| Holden | 00:12 | speed16 |
| OmniSkeptic | 00:14 | speed1 |
| acheron | 00:14 | COOP |
| Benjadoom | 00:15 | teams don';t matter |
| Peeznor | 00:17 | spawnenemy |
| Holden | 00:20 | speed16 |
| Benjadoom | 00:21 | / |
| OmniSkeptic | 00:21 | speed1 |
| Holden | 00:24 | speed16 |
| Benjadoom | 00:24 | kill allies |
| OmniSkeptic | 00:25 | speed1 |
| Benjadoom | 00:45 | speed 1115 |
| Benjadoom | 01:07 | speed16 is what clem practices on |
| Holden | 01:15 | speed16 |
| OmniSkeptic | 01:17 | speed1 |
| Benjadoom | 01:33 | for testing |
| Holden | 01:39 | speed16 |
| OmniSkeptic | 01:41 | speed1 |
| Holden | 10:26 | speed16 |
| OmniSkeptic | 10:29 | speed1 |
| Benjadoom | 10:54 | achy been mistaken for Holden so many times |
| Benjadoom | 11:23 | ggg |
| Holden | 11:26 | speed16 |
| OmniSkeptic | 11:31 | speed1 |
| Holden | 12:05 | speed16 |
| OmniSkeptic | 12:08 | speed1 |
