| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Chen | 00:00 | glhf |
| Zero | 00:04 | glhf |
| Crusader | 00:17 | double chink |
| Zero | 00:28 | tf? |
| Chen | 00:35 | zero is as white as can be |
| Crusader | 00:59 | guilty by association |
| Crusader | 01:25 | cant take too many chances these days |
| Crusader | 01:32 | its nothing personal |
| Tidgey | 01:38 | national security |
| Tidgey | 02:00 | one second youre friends |
| Tidgey | 02:05 | Next thing ur router is compromise |
| Crusader | 02:13 | and ur dog is missing |
| Tidgey | 04:10 | LEVIO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAW |
| Crusader | 13:59 | can u say what what in tha butt? |