| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| John | 00:00 | Masters : | |
| John | 00:11 | Whatcha doing int he pits against me |
| Oblong | 00:22 | ? |
| John | 00:30 | You've got 4k MMR |
| Oblong | 00:31 | what dop you mean |
| John | 00:51 | I am several hundred below |
| John | 16:00 | Get outta diamond smurfy boy |
| John | 17:10 | God it's lame |