| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| blëëdïngänüs | 00:00 | ¡Our children need to be killed! More abortions & shootings! For those kids that survive, we need to groom them, mutilate their genitalia, rape & sodomize them for fun and profit! I am a registered democrat & I approve of this message! |
| KLINGONS | 00:09 | and his back |
| blëëdïngänüs | 00:16 | ¡HOW DARE YOU! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words! |
| Beowulf | 00:17 | crazy dude |
| KLINGONS | 00:30 | its been a while |
| blëëdïngänüs | 00:37 | ¡¡STOP!! Don't touch me there, this is my NO-NO square!! |
| KLINGONS | 00:54 | same as always |
| blëëdïngänüs | 01:00 | ¡If you like my body and you think I'm sexy, come on baby let me know! |
| blëëdïngänüs | 01:36 | ¡ANUS AKBAR! My ANUS is GREAT! Glory be to my ANUS! ¡PEACE BE UPON MY ANUS! |
| blëëdïngänüs | 02:36 | ¡ANUS AKBAR! My ANUS is GREAT! Glory be to my ANUS! ¡PEACE BE UPON MY ANUS! |
| blëëdïngänüs | 02:57 | OMG my ¡ANUS! itches! |
| KLINGONS | 03:14 | ok his getting worse |
| blëëdïngänüs | 03:24 | OMG my ¡ANUS! is ¡BLEEDING! |
| blëëdïngänüs | 03:35 | Do any of you filthy black niggers wanna get gay with me? Cuz, I don't bang white doods. They are just too racist! |
| destroyer | 05:04 | aa be up 1 min |
| Beowulf | 06:31 | you bulit 3 bases and no units... |
| KLINGONS | 06:58 | same i do agree with purple here skyblue |
| KLINGONS | 09:02 | scan |
| KLINGONS | 12:00 | purple scan pls |
| KLINGONS | 12:11 | scan |
| KLINGONS | 12:52 | dont go alone |
| Beowulf | 16:48 | go up north |
