| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Vasher | 00:00 | glgl |
| TheClowncil | 00:00 | cancerous amove fucktard |
| TheClowncil | 00:46 | truly pathetic you diamond leaguers are almost 5k |
| TheClowncil | 01:04 | literally nor eason you should enjoy thyis game |
| TheClowncil | 01:12 | knowing everyone knows youre just an ez race little shitter |
| TheClowncil | 03:54 | LOL |
| TheClowncil | 05:57 | lol |
| TheClowncil | 06:01 | fucking hell I wish my race was this fucking easy |