| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Computer | 00:00 | gl hf |
| HyperONE | 00:52 | he should have vc access |
| HyperONE | 01:43 | wtf |
| HyperONE | 01:44 | slander |
| HyperONE | 01:57 | LIES |
| HyperONE | 02:31 | wtf I thought I saw overlord |
| HyperONE | 05:07 | I almost beat berrycrunch copium |
| Computer | 05:10 | gg |
