| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Computer | 00:00 | gl hf |
| PrimoBolin | 00:04 | shut up queer |
| PhotonMan | 00:07 | Whoo, overtime! |
| HyperONE | 00:22 | What is a queer? |
| PrimoBolin | 00:27 | u school shooter |
| PhotonMan | 00:38 | *shoota |
| EternalNomad | 01:22 | i shoot ONE FUCKING SCHOOL UP and its all people remember |
| HyperONE | 02:19 | make food once: not a cook |
| HyperONE | 02:26 | run a mile once: not a ruinner |
| HyperONE | 02:32 | shoot up a school once: defo a shooter |
| Computer | 05:16 | gg |
| HyperONE | 05:27 | gg |
| EternalNomad | 05:33 | bg |
| PrimoBolin | 05:33 | yaa makew ur pos |
| PrimoBolin | 05:35 | voids uf agget |
| PrimoBolin | 05:42 | ggayt asss fukinm shit team |
| PrimoBolin | 05:47 | bunmch iof ugly ass sc hoo lshooters |
| EternalNomad | 06:00 | u can leave now |
