| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DatumFlux | 00:17 | I played with Lake, he's trash |
| Lake | 00:21 | |
| DatumFlux | 01:10 | Lake plays this game cause he can't get raped in real life |
| DatumFlux | 01:23 | his mom told him, this is the place where she lost her anal virginity too |
| Lake | 01:24 | |
| DatumFlux | 01:41 | family of handicapped losers |
| DatumFlux | 02:02 | ask your mom for sc3 for christmas, so we dont have to see you anymore |
| Lake | 02:06 | u sure seem to like talking about ass stuff |
| DatumFlux | 04:32 | surrender, is under menu |
| Lake | 04:37 | oh ok |
| DatumFlux | 06:59 | amateur hour |