| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Snapple | 00:00 | gghf |
| BrainWashed | 00:00 | clown fiesta |
| SpaceSupply | 00:02 | glhf |
| Websman | 00:05 | hi (goodgary) |
| Bretzel | 00:22 | Video game MBA? |
| indruu | 00:42 | abc |
| Président | 00:54 | brezel Alsacien? |
| indruu | 00:55 | or cnn |
| Bretzel | 01:13 | oui |
| Président | 01:21 | me too |
| Président | 01:29 | stg |
| indruu | 01:33 | tre bien |
| Bretzel | 01:33 | c'est cool |
| Bretzel | 01:41 | moi à Paris |
| Thambema | 01:52 | TExas? |
| Bretzel | 01:59 | ;-D |
| indruu | 03:46 | nubs |
| BrainWashed | 03:56 | cheap shit talking |
| BrainWashed | 03:58 | wuuuh! |
| BrainWashed | 04:00 | just lol |
| BrainWashed | 04:47 | on a more srs note, could we stop fucking around now |
| BrainWashed | 04:47 | xD |
| BrainWashed | 07:07 | guys.. wtf r we doing |
| BrainWashed | 07:08 | xD |
| Snapple | 08:33 | yep |
| Bretzel | 08:44 | EAU President is healing swarm hosts! |