| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| EmEf | 00:00 | GL HF |
| EmEf | 00:13 | I JUST ATE TACO BELL NOT SURE HOW LONG ILL MAKE IT FOLKS |
| urafanook | 00:21 | LOL |
| iHateBarcode | 00:29 | use a shiit bucket |
| iHateBarcode | 00:32 | like a real sc2 player |
| EmEf | 00:40 | its ok, i have depends |
| iHateBarcode | 04:18 | dts |
| EmEf | 04:34 | AND VOIDS |
| urafanook | 06:25 | put down |
| iHateBarcode | 06:39 | xrth |
| iHateBarcode | 06:41 | zerg |
| iHateBarcode | 06:42 | cmon bhelp me |
| iHateBarcode | 07:05 | is nobody gonna help |
| urafanook | 07:11 | don't have air |
| iHateBarcode | 07:20 | make hdyras.... |
| iHateBarcode | 07:47 | i got nothing left |
| Microsoft | 21:24 | GG! |
| Swank | 22:51 | gg |
| Swank | 25:04 | gg |
| EmEf | 25:27 | GG |
| Swank | 25:30 | gg |
