| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| FizzyRobot | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cyclomatic | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cyclomatic | 01:48 | defend |
| Cyclomatic | 01:50 | 3 GATE |
| Cyclomatic | 01:58 | OH WAIT |
| Slushy | 02:03 | wat? |
| Slushy | 02:20 | wait what? |
| Cyclomatic | 02:32 | 2 GATE FROM ONE |
| Cyclomatic | 02:49 | still looks aggr |
| Cyclomatic | 04:37 | gg |
