| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| EmEf | 00:00 | gl hf |
| BIGGIE | 00:40 | I ALMOST JUST SPILLED MY BEER |
| BIGGIE | 00:55 | ANYONE WANA TALK ABOUT QUANTUM COPMUTER PROGRAMMING |
| warhead | 01:06 | f ter |
| flcz | 01:17 | too late |
| BIGGIE | 01:22 | ANYONE... |
| BIGGIE | 01:31 | ILL EVEN TAKE AN AI BOT |
| Zero | 01:37 | stop it, im gay |
| warhead | 01:38 | you didn't tell any one |
| BIGGIE | 01:43 | I LOVE YOU |
| Zero | 01:48 | *blushes* |
| flcz | 01:53 | i walled from the very begniing |
| BIGGIE | 01:55 | IM UNDECIDED |
| EmEf | 03:33 | make units, terran has a ton of money now |
| flcz | 03:40 | k |
| flcz | 03:42 | making tanks |
| flcz | 03:52 | he is marine heavy |
| flcz | 04:14 | going |
| warhead | 05:51 | wetf |
| warhead | 05:55 | wtf |
| warhead | 06:00 | tos idiot |
| warhead | 06:12 | no |
| warhead | 06:17 | f neewbs |
| BIGGIE | 06:38 | HOWQ |
| warhead | 06:52 | move |
| warhead | 06:56 | move |
| warhead | 07:10 | f move |
| warhead | 07:29 | f movbe |
| warhead | 07:30 | move |
| EmEf | 07:39 | JUST SAY ATTACK DUMBASS |
| warhead | 07:43 | ter |
| warhead | 08:15 | ter |
| warhead | 08:36 | f help |
| warhead | 09:39 | ter |