| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Xanthor | 00:00 | glhf |
| EmEf | 00:04 | GL HF |
| Brian | 00:08 | CAT! |
| EmEf | 00:27 | BRIAN DO YOU LIVE IN NEBRASKA? |
| Brian | 00:34 | NO |
| EmEf | 00:49 | OH I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED BRIAN THAT LIVES THERE, WAS EXCITED TO SEE HE PLAYED sc2 |
| Brian | 01:02 | ITS A COOL NAME LOL!111 |
| EmEf | 01:13 | HE SPELLS IT WITH A Y THOUGIH, BRYAN |
| Brian | 01:30 | his parents = hippies |
| EmEf | 01:51 | NA, THEY LOVE AMERICA, NOT HATE IT |
| Brian | 02:04 | RFK HIPPIES |
| EmEf | 02:14 | DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS |
| Brian | 02:21 | lol |