| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Premise | 00:04 | yo |
| Scipio | 00:37 | hola |
| girthquake | 00:41 | yo |
| Scipio | 01:41 | pull works |
| Premise | 01:44 | oh shit |
| Premise | 01:46 | were cooked boys |
| girthquake | 01:56 | we gppd |
| girthquake | 02:06 | have faith |
| Premise | 02:08 | just kidding boys |
| girthquake | 02:15 | dont scare me like that |
| Premise | 02:21 | sorry mate |
| girthquake | 03:52 | nice |
| Premise | 04:03 | he just wasted a fuck ton of money on useless cannons |
| Premise | 04:05 | what a dipshit |
| girthquake | 04:43 | and hes COOKED |
| girthquake | 04:58 | got every probe |
| Premise | 06:03 | we should attack soon |
| Premise | 06:07 | slow them down |
| girthquake | 06:25 | yee |
| girthquake | 06:28 | ive been gettin em |
| Premise | 08:40 | gg boys |
| Premise | 08:54 | not yet actually oops |