| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SnakeEyes | 01:23 | ill get defense |
| Osamurp | 05:31 | do not fucking use tanks against lings you fucking moron |
| Osamurp | 05:37 | you killed more of my workers than you did lings |
| Osamurp | 05:41 | fucking move them |
| Osamurp | 07:37 | go play the goddamn tutorial |
| Conviction | 08:37 | yo i think my dog just puked, can i plz have 1 minute |
| Croakie | 08:41 | kk |
| Conviction | 08:45 | fuck you dude |
| Croakie | 08:45 | thanks for letting us know |
| Osamurp | 11:10 | ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? |
| Osamurp | 11:24 | FUCK YOU |
| Osamurp | 11:25 | REPORTED |
| Osamurp | 18:03 | WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PULL BACK |