| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| RoidRager | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cryptguard | 00:02 | glhf |
| Cryptguard | 00:11 | i have a question |
| RoidRager | 00:21 | whats up |
| Cryptguard | 00:26 | are femboys gay? |
| Cactus | 00:30 | please let us know |
| Cactus | 00:40 | define femboy? |
| Cryptguard | 00:47 | there are levels |
| Cryptguard | 00:49 | but lets say |
| Cryptguard | 00:59 | chick with a wongly dongler |
| Cactus | 01:04 | assume i have no idea what afemboy is, that will be true |
| Cryptguard | 08:17 | i'm killing myself after this game |
| Cryptguard | 08:20 | in real life |
| Cryptguard | 08:22 | this is your fault |
| Cactus | 08:23 | please don't |
| Cryptguard | 08:25 | |
| RoidRager | 08:25 | goodbye man |
