| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| GreatArchon | 00:02 | |
| dancankill | 00:55 | oh kyle |
| drago | 00:55 | im lag |
| dancankill | 00:55 | whykyle |
| Federal | 00:55 | ggwp |
| dancankill | 00:55 | whyyy |
| dancankill | 00:55 | kyle |
| GreatArchon | 00:55 | alt+f4 reduces lag |
| drago | 01:13 | i press alt+f4 |
| drago | 01:50 | making factory |
| drago | 02:06 | bunker |
| drago | 02:32 | tank comin |
| Kavinsky | 02:56 | congrats on useless ladder points and for ruining the game in an otherwise tiny population |
| drago | 03:01 | geeesh |
| ChatCraft | 03:06 | why ruined |
| GreatArchon | 03:11 |